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Krackletits 04:17
=================== (intro) =================== I caught you riding on my junk (smuggler, smuggler) Hiding your goods up in your coat (smuggler, smuggler) Don't play it coy don't try to hide it We know just what you got You got a couple nice generators Keeping you hot They may be drag queen incinerators God-given entertainers British, Mexican or Mainers Baby it's a no brainer Pop up like an astronaut, heed the Sexy Ultimatum when you hear the beat drop =================== (dance moves) =================== You lift your left leg up and you put it on back You lift your right leg up and you put it on back You let your thighs do the talking and you give it a twirl Then you butt rub (butt rub) around the world
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Wine & Soda 04:43
This is an ultimatum: I wanna see you shake 'em Wearin' my hot pants Rock it like Bob Zentz We could go f%$ #$%@ %$#! (be naughty) Don't you want a taste of this sexy body?
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She hit me like a lazer tom Electro missle or a bomb Like medusa in reverse Beamed me 1000 miles from earth I can't believe She's looking at me Kinesthetically Like True Blood's fairy Sookie Electro static clinging shirt My feet can barely touch the dirt I've been all around this world Ain't ever seen no one like this girl I can't believe She's looking at me Cosmologically Superciliously Enthusiastically Photographically Pan-chromatically Peach Pear Plum Apple Cherry Pentatonically I can't believe She's looking at me Kinesthetically Like Grant and Robert E Lee I can't believe She's looking at me photographically Haha ho holla hehe
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Sugardaddy 01:57
I'll be your sugardaddy I'll be your candyman I'll let you eat these cookies right out back my ice cream stand I know you like it juicy I know you like it piping hot That's why I got my oven cooking what your momma bought
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Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 Fuck yo Prop 8 ...etc...
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Don't shake a baby | get that out of your head Don't shake a baby | shake your booty instead Get with your honey and mess up your 'doo Jump 'round the place like a kangaroo (shake 'em X 6)
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Squeezin' 05:30
(now I'm) Squeezin' your (leg|thigh|ankle|toes|bum) Your supple supple (leg|thigh|ankle|toes|bum) (I'm gonna) Pinch you so hard
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Tenderloin 03:52
Don't believe what you see Don't believe what you hear Don't believe what you know This is it, the tenderloin
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Sex Plans 05:07

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Sexy Ultimatum's debut album is a glimpse into the future of sexiness, a manifesto of liberation from the confines of societal consciousness. Take a journey on the consciousness-expanding, post-parlimentarian mother/father/sister/brother/stranger/lover-ship with your robot pilot through a giddy galaxy of arcade beeps and shameless electropop. Doctor^ approved for all people 18 and up to heal such maladies as:
* bi-sinistral perambulatory pedimentation^^ shame
* decreased libido
* droopy butt
* ass-in-chair syndrome
* wallflower tendencies
* gender acquiescence
* sudden body dysmorphia
* general ennui
* all manner of unsexiness

^ not really
^^ otherwise known as two left feet

Thanks to all members and friends of the Sexy Ultimatum All Star Society.

Copyright 2007-2010 Thumping Montgomery, BMI

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released October 31, 2011

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